by John Del Signore

“Every time the NYPD stops and frisks someone without making an arrest, the officer who made the stop should have to give out a business card, says Councilmember Jumaane Williams, who plans to introduce a bill next week requiring cops to do just that. The card would have the officer’s name, rank and unit, and when you collect 10 you can presumably trade them in for an NYPD plush teddy bear!”

Sheer genius.