by Matt Flegenheimer

“Marty Reisman wears vintage Borsalino fedoras because no one makes a good hat anymore.

He is known to measure the height of table tennis nets with $100 bills because, sure, a $1 bill is just as long, but why be ‘chintzy’ about it?

He likes the city’s trendy new Ping-Pong parlors just fine, particularly if some hot rapscallion has the gall to challenge him.”